A little makeover
never hurt nobody
Kategori: Words
Think before you speak.
Read before you think.
Marriage is not just
spiritual communion;
it is also remembering
to take out the trash.
Always be nice
to the person
who is holding
scissors next to
your head.
You really have to focus during pilates.
Focus not to fart.
Life is good.
Especially on a Friday!
Too many people
the grass is greener somewhere else.
But the grass is green where you water it.
Remember that!